“I’m tired, so tired…
I’m spread so thin, so thin
I don’t know who I am…
I’m beat, beat red
Ashamed of what I said, I said
I’m sorry I’m a sinner
But I can’t say no…”

Me: All I want is a Grande White Mocha.
Barista: Would you like anything else?
Me: All I want is the Grande White Mocha.
Barista: So two Grande White Mochas?
Me: No, all I want is a Grande White Mocha.
Barista: Ok, so now you only want one Grande White Mocha.
Me: That’s all I’ve asked for.
Barista: Ok, would you like anything to eat?
Me: *turns and walks away shaking my head*

Here are some digitally enhanced ukiyo-e prints:

Virtue…

Joy…

Rage…

Happy One Year Anniversary to Wild Kingdumb! 

A year ago today we started doing daily posts and we are kinda shocked we made it to the end of this journey.  But after 365 days with 415 total posts we have reached our goal.  We are going to be working on bigger and better projects for Wild Kingdumb, so stay tuned.

Check back often for posts and as always feel free to email us, dd42bb(at)yahoo(dot)com, anytime!

We all love a little Slave Leia...

Happy Valentines Day...

A thank you to my Valentine for her amazing gift, a pair of Nike SB Twin Peaks/Night Owl Edition shoes!

R2D2 says...

Getting ready to go to Snoqualmie Falls, the setting for the amazing show Twin Peaks, with my lovely lady.   So enjoy a Twin Peak inspired piece…

The sun will rise...

The power of the darkside, and Darth Vader...

A gift to baby Kara and baby Moira...

"Lets see if this joke flies"...

I love Spidy...

Super 'man'...

I love The Walking Dead, and Night of the Living Dead, but those are both remakes of the original... Lazurus.  Yeah, Jesus had those works beat by a long shot.  I'm sure Lazurus was pretty confused when he was all of a sudden un-dead, imagine he may have looked a little like this...

How to make a Phillie Phanatic Costume!

Here is how I made my Phillie Phanatic costume for Halloween. 

Make a super baggy jersey with t-shirt paint (I got a 4XL shirt and used quilt batting to look nice and fat)…

Get some googly eyes from a craft store and tape them together…

Glue a tab of cardboard to a cheap plastic cup, I broke the bottom of the cup out so I could breathe…

Let it dry…

Glue in a cheap green boa…

Use a mattress sheet strap to go over your head to fix the ‘nose’ into place.  I wore the cup over my mouth and my nose rested behind the ‘eyes’...

I glued in more boa behind the eyes to hide my face even more, you can see the bridge of my noce and glasses above the 'eyes'.  Toss on your green hoodie, Phillies cap and oversized sweats and your set…

I hope you have as much phucking fun as I did.

"The Crow on Crawford"

"These ARE the Stormtroopers you're looking for."

This is the 400th posting on Wild Kingdumb! 

And in 16 days we will have hit the one year mark of daily posting. 

It has NOT been easy and sometimes I needed to harness my inner Godzilla.  So here is Stitch doing the same...